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Back when "Flying Was Fun" Alexandra Smythe and Cate Clarke were Flight Attendants with a Major International Carrier. Prior to Private Jets coming into vogue, Alexandra and Cate traveled in the First Class World, meeting and greeting the top celebrities, politicians who would become Presidents, nouveau riche, and yes the occasional Headline Grabbing Criminal in Handcuffs!

What the two ladies viewed and experienced became fodder for the School of Flaunt, so much money, such bad taste and oh those terrible manners. Something had to be done! Hence, The School of Flaunt Handbook was born. Read More

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Dubai Part 2

Category: Mummy's Adventures  |  Permalink

Published: Friday, April 27, 2012


Dubai Part 2

Alexandra was immediately responding to the Body Guard restraint with blood curdling screams! (She is so good at that!)

Note: From our flight attendant days and emergency training they told us to say and do anything that would get them off of the plane in 90 seconds or less! I once heard Alexandra in an emergency situation scream the following; "Hey you, Lady! Haul ass! NOW!" It worked! She hauled ass off of that plane immediately.

But I digressed: Out of nowhere came Hotel Security and the Manager with a stern faced heading our way.

Manager: "Unhand this lady! How dare you?" Security has now pulled out guns! Body guards now back off, looking to their "Boss" for guidance.

Robed Man: "I am Saudi Royalty! How dare you treat me and my entourage this way?" He is steaming! Mother and Evelyn are still sipping their drinks, blue eyes darting back and forth! Suddenly, they recognize Alexandra and me!

Mummy: "Cate! Alexandra! Whaaaat???" She is cut off, when the Saudi Prince grabs Mummy by the arm now!

Saudi Prince: "She is coming with me! No one will get hurt! Now back off and bring me my Bentley!" At this, I realize by the look on Mummy's face that my mother is noting he is royalty and drives a fine automobile. But also no one grabs Mummy by the arm! And we mean NO ONE! Bentley be damned!

Cate: "Oh no you don't," as I push my way over to this brute! "Unhand my mother!!! She is married, you know!"

I now see that the armed Hotel Security have the Saudis surrounded. The Manager raises his hand to calm the situation.

Manager: "You are NO Royal Prince!! We know exactly who you are!! An international jewel thief! We have been tracking you and your thugs. You are not a Saudi, but a low life thief!"

My mother immediately grabs her neck to make sure her ruby necklace is still in tact! It is, but now she roars!

(Small aside: Never travel with good jewelry!)

Mummy: "How dare you!" With this she proceeds to slam her Loubiton red heel into the Jewel Thief's instep! Wincing in pain, he releases Mother and is grabbed by Hotel Security and led away with his minions.

Alexandra: "Oh my Lord! This is the last thing I thought I would be doing in Dubai! I think I need a drink now."

Manager: "Ladies, please accept my apologies, The Hotel Burj Al Arab is now at your service! You will be upgraded to our finest suites, all at the Hotel expense! Now may I accompany you to a quiet table for dinner?"

Mummy: "Why thank you sir. We accept your apologies and kind offer. Now come on girls it is time for dinner. Where is Evelyn?"

Evelyn is now trying to get up out of the lounge chair and we quickly offer her our hands to get her to an upright position!

Evelyn: "I'm staaaarving." Hiccup

Mummy: "Evelyn dahling, you will be fine as soon as you get some food in your stomach."

Meanwhile Cate has now gone over to her mother and put her arms around her.

Cate: "Oh Mother I'm so glad you are OK! What if we hadn't been here?"

Mummy: "And what exactly are the two of you doing here?"

To Be Continued

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