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Back when "Flying Was Fun" Alexandra Smythe and Cate Clarke were Flight Attendants with a Major International Carrier. Prior to Private Jets coming into vogue, Alexandra and Cate traveled in the First Class World, meeting and greeting the top celebrities, politicians who would become Presidents, nouveau riche, and yes the occasional Headline Grabbing Criminal in Handcuffs!

What the two ladies viewed and experienced became fodder for the School of Flaunt, so much money, such bad taste and oh those terrible manners. Something had to be done! Hence, The School of Flaunt Handbook was born. Read More

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Checking In With Mummy Part 2

Category: Mummy's Adventures  |  Permalink

Published: Thursday, April 19, 2012

Checking In With Mummy Part 2

After speaking to my mother, I immediately called my father's cell.

Daddy: Helllloooooo Cate, my dear!!!

Moi: Daddy, what is going on??? Mummy has told me she has left you and going to Dubai in a BURKA?

Daddy: Oh, that. Yes, your mother is taking a trip and I refuse to play along. I will not wear white robes to tour Dubai. I don't care what she does. I will not escort a Burka wearing wife around a foreign country. The audacity!! She and Evelyn can go together! The funny think is, they won't be allowed to run around just anywhere in those Burkas. I have news for her! I googled it and women alone without a Male companion, cannot go willy nilly around the town. HAH!

Moi: OK, that may be true, but you cannot LEAVE Mummy! I forbid it!

Daddy: Oh, honey, I would never leave your Mother. Just let her go on her crazy Burka driven trip. She'll be back!

Moi: Good. I was worried. I do not want to be from a "Broken" home. Even if it is in the Cotswolds!!

Daddy: Why don't you and that pal of yours fly over to Dubai and keep an eye on your mother and Evelyn? My treat!

Moi: Wow! That sounds like a great plan! I will phone Alexandra!! We could keep an eye out for Mother. What fun!! Thank you Daddy! Consider it Done!

Ringing off-

Now where is Alexandra today? I must locate her at once! We are off to Dubai!!

Lookout Mummy!!

 

xoxo.

Cate

Posted by: Cyndy Ching
Thursday, April 19, 2012 @ 8:16:40 AM

Can't wait to hear about you and Alexandra's trip over to Dubai... how again do all those tall buildings stay grounded with all that sand under them!!

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