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Back when "Flying Was Fun" Alexandra Smythe and Cate Clarke were Flight Attendants with a Major International Carrier. Prior to Private Jets coming into vogue, Alexandra and Cate traveled in the First Class World, meeting and greeting the top celebrities, politicians who would become Presidents, nouveau riche, and yes the occasional Headline Grabbing Criminal in Handcuffs!

What the two ladies viewed and experienced became fodder for the School of Flaunt, so much money, such bad taste and oh those terrible manners. Something had to be done! Hence, The School of Flaunt Handbook was born. Read More

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She's Back! The Houseguest from Hell!

Category: SOF Divas’ Diaries ®  |  Permalink

Published: Monday, November 28, 2011


Yes, the House Guest From Hell!

Many of you who have been reading Divas Diaries from the beginning might remember the blog that I wrote about my house guest from Hell. Well, for those of you who are new to Divas Diaries I can't go into all of the details again but as Mr. Smythe described her, "She is totally self absorbed!"

Previously I had told you that she also has a new boy friend. Oh yes, the relationship is about 6 months old now; she has actually moved to another state and moved in with him! Now this was not her plan. Noooo, she wanted him to sell all of his properties, move to Las Vegas with her and then they would travel together. Obviously the man had a moment of clarity and figured out that might not be a wise decision. Test the waters first, so to speak, before leaping in!

But I digress, I had gotten a phone call from her earlier and she asked me what was going on locally because she was thinking of visiting. Knowing that she wanted to show off the new boy friend so that it would get back to her ex, I said, "I'm not sure. You should go on the Internet and do some research."

I knew where she wanted the conversation to go. You guessed it! She wanted me to invite them to stay at my home. Well, it would be a cold day in Hell before that was going to happen again after the way she had behaved before! It is amazing what silence can do after some statements. Remember that students, don't go down a road that you do not want to travel. Silence can be golden!

A few weeks later I am having lunch with the Grand Dame and another member of the FFF (Flaunt Fab Forty) when whose name surfaces in the conversation. You are right! The House Guest from Hell! The Grand Dame asked me if I had seen her?

Moi: "I didn't know she was in the area." Secretly thinking, "How have I been so lucky to have missed her."

Grand Dame: "Oh yes she stopped by unannounced with her new boy friend. She seemed to be stopping at a number of homes to say Hello."

Moi: "Really." And then I just went on to another topic.

Well, two weeks later I get another phone call from the House Guest from Hell. She proceeds to tell me that she had been in the area with the "boy friend", stopped by my house in the afternoon and had rung the gate but no one was at home. I'm thinking at that moment, " Yes I was out to lunch when you were terrorizing the neighborhood with unexpected pop-in visits. There is a God!"

Then she tells me how she stopped for a visit, with a small gift for the people who had bought her previous home here. Now this was approximately 10 years ago! She never became friendly with them and now she wants them to take her and her new "Love" on a tour of the home! I know I can hear you gasping now too. Unbelievable! As I said earlier, "Totally self absorbed!"

But there is a God, yes really! She goes on to tell me that she came by my home again during the evening. "It looked like you were entertaining, since there were a lot of cars up by your house and the place was lit up like a church." Her words not mine. At least she had the good judgment not to ring my gate and crash my party.

I kept pondering the same question, "Wonder what your new boy friend is thinking now?"

Lesson: Keep your gates closed and your front door locked. Never can tell when she will be in your neighborhood!


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