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Back when "Flying Was Fun" Alexandra Smythe and Cate Clarke were Flight Attendants with a Major International Carrier. Prior to Private Jets coming into vogue, Alexandra and Cate traveled in the First Class World, meeting and greeting the top celebrities, politicians who would become Presidents, nouveau riche, and yes the occasional Headline Grabbing Criminal in Handcuffs!

What the two ladies viewed and experienced became fodder for the School of Flaunt, so much money, such bad taste and oh those terrible manners. Something had to be done! Hence, The School of Flaunt Handbook was born. Read More

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What Happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, maybe?

Category: SOF Divas’ Diaries ®  |  Permalink

Published: Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Vegas

Or

What Happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, maybe?

My phone rings and it is LB, she is back from Vegas. The first words out of her mouth are, "I got your message about doing Joel twice while I was gone. The Donald, (LB's husband), heard your message and wants to know who is Joel?" I told him, "Well Alexandra does him on odd days I do him on even."

Moi: OMG! You didn't say that? Then we both break out in galls of laughter.

LB: Yes I did say that but after a few seconds I told him, Joel is our workout, stretch Guru on DVD.

Moi: Well, you should have told him we love having a threesome with Joel.

LB: Poor man, I already had him going. You should have seen the look on his face!

Moi: So anyway, how was Vegas?

LB: Well, it might as well been another I Love Lucy episode.

Moi: What did you do now?

LB: You know we were staying at the Trump Hotel. Very nice, 58th floor, robes in the room, great view of the Bellagio. Anyway, I decided that I was going to use their spa. They had all kinds of rubs that you could shower with. So I pick a few and fill up the little cups they give you. One in particular really sounded good. It was some type of sugar rub.

O.K., so now I go back to these showers that each have an individual dressing area attached to them and get myself all set up. I'm scrubbing away with the sugar scrub and loving the way it smells when the suds start to float in to much water for a shower. The next thing you know the shower is overflowing into the dressing area and then out the door. I'm thinking, Oh my I've used too much of this stuff and I'm flooding the SPA!

At which point one of their staff appears and says, "Oh don't worry about it we have trouble with that shower drain all of the time."

Gheezz, you think they would have told me not to use that one! Anyway, my next stop is the steam room. I'm in the steam room by myself and then I think why isn't someone coming to check on me occasionally? You know someone could slip in here or be overcome with the heat.

Moi: Well, did you say something to the attendants?

LB: No. But I did when we were checking out. But never mind about that spa. Actually, the best part of the day was after the spa! Shopping, better than winning!

I was now rolling my eyes for I knew that would happen, shopping that is! I was having a Charlie Sheen moment now seeing him saying, "Winning." Yikes!

Moi: And what did you find?

LB: Well, I see this shoe store with Aerosoles in the window and a big SALE sign.

Moi: What are Aerosoles? I've never heard of them.

LB: Well, I would never wear them because they always looked to me like you either had to be k.d. Lang or Cloris Leachman to wear them. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but I think you would like them.

Moi: Ghee thanks! Which one am I?

LB: Well I had to pick one, now you can!

We are now both laughing so hard I'm crying!

Moi: O.K., so what are these shoes again?

LB: They are wonderful! My feet were killing me and they just looked like they would be comfortable. So I went in and started trying them on. They bend and are crushable, plus they are soft, and they make you feel like you are bouncing off the carpet. And the best part they were 50% off, so I bought 7 pairs.

Moi: OMG! You didn't?

LB: They were 50% off and they are reasonable to begin with. I had so much fun with the Sales clerk I asked her take a picture of me surrounded by all of the boxes of shoes.

Moi: And what did she say?

LB: Oh she loved me and said you have to come back again you made my day!

Moi: I'm sure you did. Now I'm curious I have to see these shoes.

LB: Are you going to be Cloris or k.d.?

Moi: Neither! And I've got two words for you and they're not LETS DANCE! Then we both started laughing!

It is a good thing we are best friends!

Alexandra

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