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Back when "Flying Was Fun" Alexandra Smythe and Cate Clarke were Flight Attendants with a Major International Carrier. Prior to Private Jets coming into vogue, Alexandra and Cate traveled in the First Class World, meeting and greeting the top celebrities, politicians who would become Presidents, nouveau riche, and yes the occasional Headline Grabbing Criminal in Handcuffs!

What the two ladies viewed and experienced became fodder for the School of Flaunt, so much money, such bad taste and oh those terrible manners. Something had to be done! Hence, The School of Flaunt Handbook was born. Read More

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Bentley Boy

Category: SOF Divas’ Diaries ®  |  Permalink

Published: Monday, July 25, 2011

"Bentley Boy"

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Flaunt Fab Take on TV Audience!

Now I have to explain something before I start this blog. I'm sure that most of you think this is a group of dilatants who do not work. Oh no my darlings. We have architects, designers, landscape designers, high end realtors and low end too (everyone needs to make a buck,) a caterer, attorney practicing family law which is really divorce!, and even an airline pilot (and we aren't talking commuter here but jets).

This is only skimming the surface but basically you don't need to leave our community, we have it all covered for you. And now you can see that getting everyone together some times can be a challenge. And yes I admit that we do have the dilatants too! Stop judging now, they do great charity work.

Note: Frankly the House Wives of this place and that place have nothing on us. Really should contact one of these producers and tell them our Housewife show would be flaunt fabulous funny!

But I digress, four of us got together recently to go to a taping of a television show. Why? Heaven only knows! But we decided that it would be fun and our challenge would be to make sure we were seated in the first row!

The instructions that came with the tickets were quite clear as to what to wear and not to wear. LB's comment was, "well ,I guess I can't wear my sequined pajamas." I heard you gasp! No she was just kidding. So what are the Ladies to do? Well, we decided to wear pastels. Definitely front row material! It was done, LB in purple (as the Queen), me in hot pink (Silk blouse please), little Jo in a soft yellow, BI in a tangerine.

We did look smashing if I do say so myself. Throw on some good jewelry and we were straight out of vogue!

But continuing on-

We all pile into LB's big black Benz and immediately start chattering like a group of 16 year olds. You would have thought we had never been out of the house! We aren't talking "Little House on the Prairie" here!

So the day's adventure starts.

As we were cruising down the road laughing and sipping our Starbucks, what appears? Bentley Boy! Yes, there it was a lovely Bentley convertible with the top down being driven by a man or as we called him "Bentley Boy." No kiddies or significant other were with him. Noting this I said, "LB catch up with the Bentley, let's check him out!" Of course, LB didn't need to be asked twice and she put the petal down! As we got close to him, LB takes off her sun glasses and puts part of the frame between her teeth. Think, provocative here!

Then I hear coming from the back seat, "Alexandra wink at him, long and slow!" My God we were 16 again and totally out of control!

We pull up beside him and he looks over. Picture LB with her sun glasses slightly positioned in between her two ruby red lips and me giving him "the wink!" Then LB puts down her sun glasses and makes the sign of the phone, with her fingers to her ear and mouth, and says, "Call me." At which point she takes off down the road in the Benz!

Maybe you had to be there but some of us were laughing so hard that we were close to putting on Depends! And we weren't even at the studio yet! Possibly to much caffeine? I could hear my Mother saying now, "Alexandra you have to watch everything you say and do, it is a small world." Sorry Mom!

So now you get the picture, we were out to have a good time. But wait until I tell you about the audience! We arrived looking like the Ladies from Sex in the City and the other 100 plus people looked, well to be kind, not couture! And definitely not flaunt fabulous! I should have had our School of Flaunt Handbook there to pass out! I'll give you a blow by blow of how the rest of the day went later. Too much to tell in one blog!

Excuse me my phone is ringing, it is LB.

LB: "Alexandra, OMG I wish you were here."

Moi: "Where are you?"

LB: "You not going to believe this, I just saw Bentley Boy! But it gets better!" (She is laughing so hard I can barely understand her.) I'm driving along and who comes up beside me but Bentley Boy. He mouths, 'Call Me.'"

Moi: "What did you do?"

LB: "I mouthed, Pull over, andlet's talk."

Moi: "OMG, what did he do?"

LB: "He pointed at the next exit. And then I held up my watch hand and mouthed back, 'Oh sorry I'm late for a very important date.' And then I winked and took off down the road. OMG, I just passed Jaguar Jim!"

Moi: "Jaguar Jim!?"

LB: "Now he was hot! Damn I wish you were here now."

Moi: "Call me when you get home and please watch how you are driving!"

LB: "I will dearest. Come over and have a Martini later. Toodles." Click

To be continued,

Alexandra ;-)

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