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Back when "Flying Was Fun" Alexandra Smythe and Cate Clarke were Flight Attendants with a Major International Carrier. Prior to Private Jets coming into vogue, Alexandra and Cate traveled in the First Class World, meeting and greeting the top celebrities, politicians who would become Presidents, nouveau riche, and yes the occasional Headline Grabbing Criminal in Handcuffs!

What the two ladies viewed and experienced became fodder for the School of Flaunt, so much money, such bad taste and oh those terrible manners. Something had to be done! Hence, The School of Flaunt Handbook was born. Read More

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Mummy is at the Four Seasons and there is a Fire!

Category: Mummy's Adventures  |  Permalink

Published: Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Mummy has stayed on in Chicago to attend a HUGE ball on the weekend. Imagine my surprise when I get a frantic phone call that the Four Season's is on FIRE!!!

Mummy: Cate darling, the Four Seasons seems to be on FIRE! Don't worry about me, if I don't get out alive, I have loved you so my darling Cate.

Moi: What? What is going on? Have you been into the Boodles a bit early Mummy?

Mummy: No my dearest, I just wanted to say goodbye. Below on Delaware and Michigan Ave, all I can see are Fire Lorries.

Moi: Aren't they giving instructions to evacuate the hotel?

Mummy: I guess it is too late for that, as no one has told me to leave, sigh.

Moi: I am dialing the Four Seasons on my cell, hold on Mummy!

Operator: Thank you for calling the Four Seasons. How can I direct your call?

Moi: What the Bloody Hell is going on? My 80 year old mother is trapped on an Upper Floor!

Operator: Oh, that. We had a small fire in the Spa Sauna. No problem. All is well and the Fire Marshalls are leaving now."

Moi: Mummy did you hear that? All is well, just a small fire in the Spa Sauna. You are safe!

Mummy: Does this mean my 3pm massage is CANCELED?

Operator: I am afraid so. All the Spa appointments must be canceled today.

Mummy: Well, thanks Cate, darling, I must ring off and move to the Peninsula!

Moi: Mumsy didn't you hear? All is well. No fire.

Mummy: And I heard NO MASSAGE, so I am moving. Tata, Cate

Dial Tone

Operator: Is there anything else I can help you with?

Moi: Can I pay you to take my mother's calls? I am talking serious money here.

Dial Tone.

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