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From Womb to Tomb: SOF Milestones

Category: The School of Flaunt Lessons  |  Permalink

Published: Monday, August 30, 2010

Lesson Seventeen


Milestones: Baptisms, Bar & Bat Mitzvahs,

Debutante Balls, Weddings & Funerals

When your children enter this world, if you are of a religious faith, a Baptism or Welcoming Party is a must! Not only are you announcing to the world a probable President of the United States or that the next CEO of Microsoft has arrived, but it is just Sooooo socially irresistible not to have a party for the little darling afterwards!

We would suggest a tea dance with the baby present for the receiving line and then his or her Nanny can take the baby home. Remember the little darling will get tired and frankly there is nothing more annoying than a tired, cranky baby or possibly a 3 year old. Meanwhile Mommy and Daddy can bask in the limelight, sip some bubbly and mingle with their guests.

A small aside here, this is a great way to start the family history with photos placed in sterling silver frames that can be passed down for generations to come. May we also add that a small oil painting of the baby would be lovely too but please students do not and we repeat "do not" line the walls of your hallways with "photos" of the children.

Yes, you can you have a number of photos on top of your baby grand piano in the formal living room, or in your study on the book shelves, but never lining the walls! Terribly déclassé' and please, if you are doing a video this is not the time to experiment with amateurs. Your cousin's best friend might be good with a video cam, but remember, we are creating history here.

Of course there will be numerous birthday parties, Bar and Bat Mitzvahs, graduation affairs, Deb parties and an engagement party to round out any child's life.

Students, there is simply NO END to the privileged information you will garner from the School of Flaunt Handbook on Milestone Events! Priceless indeed.

What Milestones have your family participated in? Please describe in detail as one can never stop the creative juices flowing for the Historic Events you shower on your loved ones.

Air Kisses,

Smythe and Cadbury-Clarke

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