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Back when "Flying Was Fun" Alexandra Smythe and Cate Clarke were Flight Attendants with a Major International Carrier. Prior to Private Jets coming into vogue, Alexandra and Cate traveled in the First Class World, meeting and greeting the top celebrities, politicians who would become Presidents, nouveau riche, and yes the occasional Headline Grabbing Criminal in Handcuffs!

What the two ladies viewed and experienced became fodder for the School of Flaunt, so much money, such bad taste and oh those terrible manners. Something had to be done! Hence, The School of Flaunt Handbook was born. Read More

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Lesson Fifteen: Amour or Affaire de Coeur!

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Published: Saturday, July 10, 2010

Lesson 15

Amour or Affaire de Coeur!

In modern day society, we must have a lesson to discuss sex and alas, violence. We suggest having plenty of the former and none of the latter and you'll be fine. With all of the health problems today, please be discriminating in the choosing of a love interest. Remember human bondage, black leather, (other than plush car interiors) and whips are not SOF endorsements.

Your DVD collection and Internet wanderings might rival Playboy Magazine. Of course these are all very personal areas and as long as you are not sadistic and your partner enjoys such things, we cannot comment on what goes on behind closed doors. Just remember, "Do you want to be caught dead in this situation?" Many a philanderer has kicked the bucket with his Trophy Girl Friend or her Boy Toy in not a so dignified manner. Be forewarned and check those Blood Pressure Meds! We know of one widower who could not find his Hollywood Diva Wife's Bentley, so secretive were the paramedics and police who came upon this poor woman's demise and her "Boy Toy" wasn't talking....

You giggle but sadly many a relationship is in this sorry state. You who live life to the fullest owe it to yourself and your spouse to live, love and nurture. See below before it is too late:

SOF always recognizes the best champagnes and a dip in the Jacuzzi with your partner. Plenty of wonderful French or Italian milled soaps, oils and bubble baths are a must. Votive candles placed throughout the bath and bedroom are wonderful for those romantic evenings or "getaways" with that special person. Aromatherapy candles are also lovely and there are so many scents to choose from: Pomegranate, Lavender, Lilac and Jasmine. Ooh, la, la! Makes you want to pop the champagne and take an olive oil bath.

Always wear expensive silk lingerie and don't forget the Egyptian cotton sheets and feather pillows that can add that sensuous touch! And speaking of lingerie we do not put our seal of approval on edible underwear but if this is your thing please do not tell your partner that we recommended it! Instead keep some chocolate bon bons near by for you and "whoever." Yummy!

Let us know how you have decorated your Boudoir? Favorite Sheets? Soaps? Oils? Bubble Baths? Silk Lingerie? Getaways?

XXOO,

Smythe and Cadbury-Clarke

Posted by: CHUCK Von Trapp
Monday, August 23, 2010 @ 11:54:51 AM

One of my favorite getaway spots is Moonlight basin, little known, but has Evey amenity one would seek, especially if you enjoy skiing like I do, price ranges to suit every budget and speak of privacy and natural beauty, absolutely breathe-taking, Pamper yourself at the spa for sure and enjoy!


Posted by: Kiki
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 @ 7:44:42 AM

Porthault Sheets, Jo Malone Candles, La Perla lingerie....that would do nicely. K

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