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Valentine's Day or Love the Easy Way!

Category: SOF Divas’ Diaries ®  |  Permalink

Published: Saturday, January 30, 2016

 

 

 

Valentine's Day or Love the Easy Way!

It's almost February and there are signs of pink and red hearts everywhere. The PREASURE is on. But it doesn't have to be that way. Here at The School of Flaunt, we subscribe to a gentler, easier, dare we say, CHEAPER, Valentine's Day? Can't believe we are saying this but then we digress. Here are a few simple suggestions:

1. Do "not" go out to dinner on the 14th. You will pay too much and probably get poor service; plus the restaurants are mobbed. ICK! Go out on the 13th or 15th. There, so much nicer. But what do you do on the 14th? Read on.

2. Do make a delicious dinner "together" on the 14th. Together being the definitive term! Dinner and a good bottle of wine, hey, you might not need to eat out before or after. But we are telling you guys, you aren't off the hook for that meal out, it is a given. Don't be stupid here. Give her the roses and attached is an invitation to her favorite restaurant for a future date. This also applies for our same sex couples too. Trust us here; your evening will be much happier. You get our drift.

3. Remember old romantic moments with your spouse or significant other. Talk is Fun and Cheap! And no we are not suggesting that you scroll through your phone pics either.

To time consuming and frankly you have to go through so many dull pictures to find the one you want. You know what we mean, scrolling back and forth with the pictures. Blah, blah, blah! "Oh no that not's it, oh this is the one." Five minutes of that and you're finished. No romance there! Boring!

4. A small gift is always appreciated. Ladies, DON'T pressure your significant other into purchasing expensive jewelry for you! Did WE really say that? Yes ladies, you probably have enough or splurge once in a while yourself. Verdura, do we hear Verdura? Hello everyone, don't forget a gift does go both ways.

5. Cards are nice, but do you only toss them later? What about a LOVE LETTER?

And tie these love letters with a beautiful ribbon to enjoy later again and again. In fact why don't you start a tradition with your significant other that you each write a love letter to one another? If it is a good one, love will be in the air and possibly elsewhere too. You get our drift here.

6. After your lovely stay at home meal, binge watch House of Cards or Homeland. Nothing says romance better than our government at its worst/best. Or you can watch a recorded presidential debate. Possibly this might not lead to romance but put both of you to sleep on the couch together. Good wine is going to waste. Now that is tragic! Forget this horrible idea! And you do know we were kidding here? Please tell us that you knew we were kidding here.

7. Movies are wonderful. Pick a great one on Netflix and enjoy. Ladies if you want to do this suggest some movies ahead of time. Most guys aren't into "chick flicks" and probably you don't want to watch another Rocky movie either. Soooo, you can just have a sexy movie already set to play and surprise him! Now this he will like. We see you smiling here too. And please don't get wild here and make a sex film together. Tragically we know where some of this can lead. Unless you want to follow the career path of a certain Kardashian? Enough said.

8. Use candles to light your fire; just remember to put them out. We're talking to Cate's Mumsy right now. Burning the house down will not make for a special love night. Capish?!

9. And lastly we wouldn't think this necessary to say, BUT please do not plan a business trip on Valentine's Day. We are getting a headache from this and your significant other will probably have one for about a week! If you must be out of town, do all of the above at an earlier date, making it totally clear this is for Valentine's Day. We said, TOTALLY here!

So on Valentine's Day just enjoy your loved ones and count your blessings. If you're lucky, count your investments too!

Happy V Day!!

Your Divas of Good Taste and Flaunt Fun,

Cate Clarke and Alexandra Smythe

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