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Follow Our BlogSubscribe to RSSThe School of FlauntBack when "Flying Was Fun" Alexandra Smythe and Cate Clarke were Flight Attendants with a Major International Carrier. Prior to Private Jets coming into vogue, Alexandra and Cate traveled in the First Class World, meeting and greeting the top celebrities, politicians who would become Presidents, nouveau riche, and yes the occasional Headline Grabbing Criminal in Handcuffs! What the two ladies viewed and experienced became fodder for the School of Flaunt, so much money, such bad taste and oh those terrible manners. Something had to be done! Hence, The School of Flaunt Handbook was born. Read More Blog Category: The School of Flaunt Lessons
PAROLED SOCIALITE SET TO SAIL?
Category: The School of Flaunt Lessons | Permalink Published: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 We read this in the New York Post and could not believe the Ultimate of Bad Behavior! Students, please read and learn. NEVER, we repeat, NEVER be guilty of such demeanor.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Category: The School of Flaunt Lessons | Permalink Published: Monday, February 14, 2011 Amour or Affaire de Coeur! In modern day society, we must have a lesson to discuss sex and alas, violence. We suggest having plenty of the former and none of the latter and you'll be fine. With all of the health problems today, please be discriminating in the choosing of a love interest. Remember human bondage, black leather, (other than plush car interiors) and whips are not SOF endorsements.
Salons and Spas
Category: The School of Flaunt Lessons | Permalink Published: Friday, October 01, 2010 Salons and Spas…..Ah the Good Life or Fresh, Sassy, Edgy and Totally Chic! It is now time to indulge yourself in those fantasies and make them a reality with a new you! If you haven’t heretofore been pampered, GET READY!! In every major city you can luxuriate at the best of Spa Bastions and we are not talking about a Sweat Lodge here! Get a facial, massage, pedicure, manicure and salt rub now! After a hectic entrepreneur’s day, it should be “Red Door” time. What is the Red Door? A slice of pure heaven! Otherwise known as an Elizabeth Arden Spa.
From Womb to Tomb: SOF Milestones
Category: The School of Flaunt Lessons | Permalink Published: Monday, August 30, 2010 SOF WOMB TO TOMB Milestones: Baptisms, Bar & Bat Mitzvahs, Debutante Balls, Weddings & Funerals When your children enter this world, if you are of a religious faith, a Baptism or Welcoming Party is a must! Not only are you announcing to the world a probable President of the United States or that the next CEO of Microsoft has arrived, but it is just Sooooo socially irresistible not to have a party for the little darling afterwards!
Lesson Sixteen : Never a Bowl of Fish---Have an Aquarium! Our Pets
Category: The School of Flaunt Lessons | Permalink Published: Tuesday, July 27, 2010 Never a Bowl of Fish--- Have an Aquarium! Our Pets Need we go any further than the above statement? Not a mixed breed, a Show Dog. Not just a horse, but a Grand Prix Jumper. Not a tom cat, but a Siamese. Not a parakeet, a pair of Finches. If one of the “Nots” has stolen your heart, at least give him or her a regal name. Please no Spot, Shadow, Elvis or Bingo. Try a little elegance like: Natasha or Kingsley. If your small child or grandchild should come up with one of those unfortunate common names you might be stuck. We guess your friends may consider you quaint or old fashioned?
Lesson Fifteen: Amour or Affaire de Coeur!
Category: The School of Flaunt Lessons | Permalink Published: Saturday, July 10, 2010 In modern day society, we must have a lesson to discuss sex and alas violence. We suggest having plenty of the former and none of the latter and you’ll be fine. With all of the health problems today, please be discriminating in the choosing of a love interest. Remember human bondage, black leather, (other than car interiors), and whips are not SOF endorsements.
Lesson Fourteen: Plastic Surgery or A Stitch in Time Saves Nine, Years, that is!
Category: The School of Flaunt Lessons | Permalink Published: Friday, July 02, 2010 One of the most serious of SOF endorsements goes to those dedicated surgeons of the Plastic variety! Why pray for miracles when you need only make an appointment?
Names Titles & Monikers, What's on Your Stationary?
Category: The School of Flaunt Lessons | Permalink Published: Monday, June 28, 2010 Lesson Thirteen: Names, Titles, and Monikers, What's on Your Stationery? Surnames are so important. A fine family name carries weight and packs a punch! Should your family name lack luster there are alternatives….. Dress it up a bit, add to it! Hyphenated names, long the pinnacle of British High Society can be yours.
Lesson Twelve: Sporting Events...See or Be Seen!
Category: The School of Flaunt Lessons | Permalink Published: Tuesday, June 22, 2010 Sporting Events See and Be Seen Let’s get right to the point here students. You've worked long and hard to get to the top, or you have won Mega Millions. Now that you are there, you can either be seen or participate in the sport of your choice. Being seen obviously is the easiest way to go dear students. You supply the capitol and others the know how or lessons. What could be easier?
Lesson Eleven: Hobbies Worth Your Worth
Category: The School of Flaunt Lessons | Permalink Published: Sunday, June 13, 2010 Collecting heirlooms whether in jewelry, watches, furniture, object de art, or coins can prove to be great fun and very profitable! Not only will some of these enhance your own person or home, they will simply provide one of the best reasons we can think of to travel the globe!
SOF Vacations, Location,Location, Location!
Category: The School of Flaunt Lessons | Permalink Published: Tuesday, April 20, 2010 A SOF vacation is not just a hotel room or villa, but rather, an experience. One to always be able to bring up later when sunning, skiing or spending across the globe! It is so nice to be able to reminisce with friends and new acquaintances over cocktails or tea about that wonderful new hideaway you found. So clever you will be students!
SOF Attitude, Manners and Etiquette
Category: The School of Flaunt Lessons | Permalink Published: Wednesday, April 07, 2010 In our introduction we spoke about how you all were starting to resemble actors in fast food commercials. Unfortunately our society seems to be revolving around the mundane and reality television. Do you think that behaving badly, which brings some notoriety and fame for a few weeks, is a primer for how to lead your life? Please students stop and think! These people are famous for being so depressingly ordinary. We ask you to look into the mirror now, for we need to address behaving badly. This might sound harsh but unfortunately it is true today! So please read on students.
Entertaining and Staffing
Category: The School of Flaunt Lessons | Permalink Published: Thursday, April 01, 2010 Entertaining should be an enjoyable experience for the best host and hostess as well as the guests! That means you must take several things into account when planning a party. Please note: No one in their cups!! Bad form that one. SOF Students, if you have been following our Blogs, you should be able to answer the following….if not you will be easily able to answer these questions after reading the soon to be published, The School of Flaunt Handbook”.
Lesson Four Your Abode or All Gated Communties are NOT Created Equal!
Category: The School of Flaunt Lessons | Permalink Published: Wednesday, March 24, 2010 School of Flaunt Lesson Four deals with your abode, votre maison, your castle, or All Gated Communities are not Created Equal! Does Paige Rense know where you live? She certainly should! Why because she is the editor and chief of the most prestigious interiors magazine in the United States, Architectural Digest. We are not talking Cribs here.....no fake fur throws can be seen in homes featured in this magazine!
The Bling of Flaunt
Category: The School of Flaunt Lessons | Permalink Published: Friday, March 19, 2010 Today we will be talking about Lesson Three. This is called the Bling of Flaunt! Rule of thumb to follow with Bling, students: Jewels will never lose their luster! And one can never have too many! Jewels are extremely personal because of color, but trust us - dripping in them is where you want to be! Let's get down to basics, students! Diamonds.......
Lesson Two - Salons and Spas
Category: The School of Flaunt Lessons | Permalink Published: Tuesday, March 09, 2010 This lesson in the School of Flaunt Handbook will cover Salons and Spas....We want our School of Flaunt Students to be Fresh, Sassy, Edgy and Totally Chic!
Lesson One - WARDROBE
Category: The School of Flaunt Lessons | Permalink Published: Friday, March 05, 2010 Good taste is just a Black American Express Card away... we can hear your minds ticking right now. What is a Black American Express Card? You've never heard of it, besides seen one. Well, that is probably because...
The School of Flaunt
Category: The School of Flaunt Lessons | Permalink Published: Monday, March 01, 2010 Yes, we have entered the 21st century and where are the majority of you? Are you still stuck in bad taste from the 80's or 90's? |